Blonde Jokes Part 2

• What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
  You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
• What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
  The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
• How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
  She opens the car door.
• Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
  That’s where you wash vegetables.
• How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle?
  Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Blonde Jokes Part I

• Why did the blonde cross the road?
  Never mind that, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
• Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
  To see what was on the other side.
• How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
  Blow in her ear.
• How is a blonde different from a 747?
  Not everyone has been in a 747.
• What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
  Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

Picdump 31 Mai 2009