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Dog vs Wife

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, If I died, would you get another dog?

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Boobs & Shark

Sexy Summer

This summer will be Sexy!

 

Wish I Had a Penis

The Difference Between Women With Small Or Large Breasts

Women with big breasts:

• Can get a taxi on the worst days
• Have a neat place to carry spare change
• Have always been the centre of the arts (art)
• Make jogging a spectator sport (a personal favourite of mine)
• Can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
• Have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
• Usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
• Can always carry a little extra
• Always float better
• Know where to look first for lost earrings
• Rarely lack for a slow dance partner
• Have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Women with small breasts:

• Don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
• Always look younger
• Find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
• Can always see their toes and shoes
• Can sleep on their stomachs
• Have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
• Know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
• Know that everything more than a handful is wasted
• Can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle
• Can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.

Music Idol: Bulgarian Mariah Carey

A contestant in the second season of the Bulgarian show “Music Idol” performs Mariah Carey’s song “Without you” in fake English

Dirty Girl

Say Ah!

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