Religions of the World

                       RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

                  Taoism:   Shit Happens.
            Hare Krishna:   Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
                Hinduism:   This Shit Happened Before.
                   Islam:   If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
                     Zen:   What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
                Buddhism:   When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
            Confucianism:   Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
       7th Day Adventist:   Shit Happens On Saturdays.
            Protestanism:   Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
             Catholicism:   If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
       Jehovah's Witness:   Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
               Unitarian:   What Is This Shit?
                  Mormon:   Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
                 Judaism:   Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Us?
          Rastafarianism:   Let's Smoke This Shit.
        Southern Baptist:   Send Us Money And Shit Won't Happen.
               CALVINISM:   Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
                HEDONISM:   There's nothing like a good shit happening.
                 MOONIES:   Would You Like To Buy Some Shit?
                STOICISM:   This shit is good for me.
          ZOROASTRIANISM:   Shit only happens half the time.
       CHRISTIAN SCIENCE:   Shit is in your mind.
        Environmentalism:   You produce shit, so you have to eat it.
               Socialism:   Sorry, we are out of shit today.
                Feminism:   That's not funny!
                 Atheism:   There is no shit.
                 Atheism:   Can you believe this shit?