Poutine Vs Obama

Fishing, Hunting, Figthing, Riding

Vs

Playing, Biking, Smiling, Swimming, Golfing

 

Poutine would probably win Survivor   Obama Temptation Island

 

Stop eating Animals

Without steak sauce!!!

Blonde Jokes Part 12

• What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

  Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

• Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

  So she can have a doggie bag for later.

• Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

  Cause it said concentrate.

• How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

  The joystick is wet.

• A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

  She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”

Dating 2.0

How to overcom a problem

If you’re a Women you always have a way out. If you’re a man You’re fucked!

Where Am I

You are Here!

This Text

You’re not even reading it.

A World Map

World Map according to Ronald Reagan.