- Why did the blonde cross the road?
Never mind that, what was she doing out of the kitchen? - Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side. - How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
Blow in her ear. - How is a blonde different from a 747?
Not everyone has been in a 747. - What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
