7 Hardcore Halloween Pics

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cucumber Carrot & Sauce

4 USA Maps

 

 

 

Religions of the World

                       RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

                  Taoism:   Shit Happens.
            Hare Krishna:   Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
                Hinduism:   This Shit Happened Before.
                   Islam:   If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
                     Zen:   What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
                Buddhism:   When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
            Confucianism:   Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
       7th Day Adventist:   Shit Happens On Saturdays.
            Protestanism:   Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
             Catholicism:   If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
       Jehovah's Witness:   Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
               Unitarian:   What Is This Shit?
                  Mormon:   Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
                 Judaism:   Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Us?
          Rastafarianism:   Let's Smoke This Shit.
        Southern Baptist:   Send Us Money And Shit Won't Happen.
               CALVINISM:   Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
                HEDONISM:   There's nothing like a good shit happening.
                 MOONIES:   Would You Like To Buy Some Shit?
                STOICISM:   This shit is good for me.
          ZOROASTRIANISM:   Shit only happens half the time.
       CHRISTIAN SCIENCE:   Shit is in your mind.
        Environmentalism:   You produce shit, so you have to eat it.
               Socialism:   Sorry, we are out of shit today.
                Feminism:   That's not funny!
                 Atheism:   There is no shit.
                 Atheism:   Can you believe this shit?

Basic Computer Knowledge

CTL-X  CTRL-Z CTRL-V Explained

Poutine Vs Obama

Fishing, Hunting, Figthing, Riding

Vs

Playing, Biking, Smiling, Swimming, Golfing

 

Poutine would probably win Survivor   Obama Temptation Island

 

Stop eating Animals

Without steak sauce!!!

Blonde Jokes Part 12

• What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

  Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

• Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

  So she can have a doggie bag for later.

• Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

  Cause it said concentrate.

• How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

  The joystick is wet.

• A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

  She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.”

Dating 2.0

How to overcom a problem

If you’re a Women you always have a way out. If you’re a man You’re fucked!