Men and Women Orgasms

How to make a women come? That is the question

 

Sexy Wet Tshirts Party

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

      

 

Blonde Jokes Part I

• Why did the blonde cross the road?
  Never mind that, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
• Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
  To see what was on the other side.
• How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
  Blow in her ear.
• How is a blonde different from a 747?
  Not everyone has been in a 747.
• What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
  Pull the pin and throw it back.

 

Programmers Quotes

Michael A. Jackson “ Rules of Optimization: Rule 1: Don’t do it. Rule 2 (for experts only): Don’t do it yet. ”

Alan Kay  “ Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. ”

John Johnson “ First, solve the problem. Then, write the code. ”

Eagleson’s law "Any code of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else. “

Alan Perlis “ When someone says, ‘I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done,’ give him a lollipop. ”

David Parnas  “ Copy and paste is a design error.

Tom Cargill  “ The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time. ”

Nathan Myhrvold  “ Software sucks because users demand it to. ”

Martin Fowler  “ Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. ”

Brian Kernighan  “ Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. ”

Edward V Berard  “ Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. ”

Picdump 29 October 2009

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dating has changed

20 surprising tourist complaints

1. A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".
2. A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.
3. "The beach was too sandy."
4. A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
5. "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
6. "We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."
7. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."
8. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."
9. "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
10. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends’ three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."
11. "The brochure stated: ‘No hairdressers at the accommodation’. We’re trainee hairdressers – will we be OK staying here?"
12. "There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."
13. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."
14. "We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."
15. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
16. "I was bitten by a mosquito – no-one said they could bite."
17. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
18. "It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ’siesta’ time – this should be banned."
19. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all."
20. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

source: telegraph.co.uk

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